Piss on the Cops

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I was walkin down the street
With a mighty need to pee
But all the shops were closed
No matter where i'd go

Now i'm a good little bucket
And i tried to stick with it
But i had to say fuckit
And risk the fuckin ticket

Bad luck what the fuck give a dog a bone
knick knack paddywack we all die alone

Yeah

Now i didnt piss the lot
Just a nipper off the top
But when i turned around
Coppers barreling down

In cute little fucking golf cart
They say, "boy, you think you're smart?"
Now i tried to appeal
But those cunts, they wouldn't deal

Bad luck what the fuck give a dog a bone
knick knack paddywack we all die alone

So i got a citation
For public urination
And when i started skanking
They changed my crime to wanking!

Now i got me a mean streak
And i was holding back a mean stream
And what they done, it pissed me off
So i pissed on the cops

Piss on the cops
Yeah i fuckin done it
Piss on the cops
And i would do it again, frankly
Piss on the cops
I advise you to do the same in my situation
Piss on the cops
That's the god's honest truth
Piss on the...

Bad luck what the fuck give a dog a bone
knick knack paddywack we all die alone

So i pissed in one's face
Turned his meats into paste
And blood poured out his eye holes
While i eyed my next foe

I pissed on their cute fucking cart
It flew 'cross the car park
It flew off into traffic
With that next cop, oh how tragic

Bad luck what the fuck give a dog a bone
knick knack paddywack we all die alone

Now i was feeling triumphant
I felt like a trumpet
So i pissed towards the stars
And there they all still are

Tiny twinkling little droplets
Up with the sun and the comets
And when i look up at the night sky
I feel a deep sense of pride.

Cause i pissed on the cops
You know what you're in?
Piss on the cops
You're in urine nation
Piss on the cops
Urination
Piss on the cops
You're in urine nation
Piss on the...

Bad luck what the fuck give a dog a bone
knick knack paddywack we all die alone

Yeah

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from You Lose EP, released December 24, 2015

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