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My name is KFC. I got HIV and it burns every time when I take a pee.
You wanna step to me? Bitch get ready for the STD of the Century.
The syphilis gives this dick no rest. Please work these herpes infested testes.
Lemme give you a beef injection. Nevermind the bleeding infection.
It's just a pus-filled scabie. If I say please will you just chill, baby?
It's okay. Lay down. Let a player play. Maybe you won't hate pissin straight razor blades.
The AIDS ain't as bad as the gonorrhea. Give up the ass while I got you here.
You got your beer. Drink it and drop your fears. Besides, I got my disease from a lot of your peers.

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It was easy for them. They ain't as sleazy as you. Don't get a sudden case of heebie jeebies, boo.
You wanna do me. That was spoken truly. Who be the man who can expand your booty?
I'm fixin to stick a dick in you. The rash don't last but a minute or two.
Forget the bumps on my bum cause I still function. When I have an orgasm, chunks of cum
Lubricated by pus run through your guts. Baby, won't you grab these crabby nuts?
See, the lice don't bite. No need to fight. I can give you white mites all through the night
Crawlin all in your wrinkles. If the pussy was ice cream, the crabs are the sprinkles.
If I make it bleed when you tinkle, think of this as a gift from Kris Kringle.

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The walls are smaller when the muff is puffy. It's better than wet when the pussy is pus-y.
So don't get all pissy and fussy, bitchy and huffy, hussy, just fuck me.
Trust me. No emcee's nuts be as crusty as my nuts be so just be relaxed, ho.
We don't need no condom. You got tumors on your titties and I want to cum on them.
So come on then and paw them crusty nuts that just be ready to erupt.
An explosion of pus, blood, and cum might be the right stuff to scrub the scum
Out from in between your labia that be feelin like the sands of Arabia,
You fuckin slut. We may as well go to bed. You got yeast like a motherfuckin loaf of bread.

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No head could ever be as good as yours, the way you suck my dick with open sores.
It makes my pores open up and I start to sweat down my back. It gets my asscrack wet.
You could slide your tongue in between my bumcheeks bitch, and it would make my knees weak
If you would lick my anal warts. So long as ain't no hemorrhoidal pain of course. I got
All sorts of venereal shit that you can't even get cause it's not even out yet.
It's a disease from the year 2073. They're gonna have to name the shit after me,
Naturally. But don't laugh at me. If you think it's nasty, that's how it has to be.
So all the stank bitches in the house just stick this dick in your mouth plus
bend over. I'll stick it into ya as long as your ass don't got chlamydia.
And any dudes who be like me, you ain't gotta get checked for an STD. Naw.
Don't bother goin’ to the doctor. Just rape a passed out bitch. She won't stop ya.

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